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The trouble with society is that we are TOO WUSSIFIED! There s a fine line between being harrassed, and taking in some constructive criticism! In Northern California, a woman was recently scheduled to have an upper-gastrointestinal endoscopy -which involves snaking a long tube down your throat. And she was worried because of her very sensitive GAG REFLEX. As soon as I read the "HEADline" I had the same thoughts you did! PERVERTS!
The woman's doctor is a COLO-RECTAL surgical specialist named J. Peter Zegarra. And he told the woman she could prep for the scope and cure her gag reflex issue by, quote, "practicing twice a week on her husband."
And the woman ended up telling the California Medical Board what he said. Doc is in trouble.
Oh Look, another reason to protest Canada, by BURNING MAPLE LEAVES! Hahaha! Saturday, Canada's national junior hockey tournament in Saskatoon featured one of the worst National Anthem attempts EVER. Some girl named Alexis Normand was tasked with singing the Canadian & American anthems.
And she obviously wasn't too familiar with the American one, because she forgot half the lyrics, started and stopped a couple times, sang one part TWICE, and generally embarrassed herself for a minute and a half. Lucky for her the crowd tried to help her out.
A drunk guy in his 20s went to a McDonald's in Cork, Ireland and ordered himself a Happy Meal. (Love Ireland! Cork is purty)
Kinda guessing in his drunken logic, he figured since he ordered a kid's meal, he should really sell the bit - so he tried to SQUEEZE into a McDonald's HIGH CHAIR.
But he got stuck, and couldn't get himself out. The staff called the police and THREE COPS showed up to help pull the guy out of the high chair.
They WERE able to get him free. No charges are going to be filed.
McDonald's Ireland actually had a pretty good response to this. Quote, "McDonald's is aware of the incident - we recommend that children don't use the high chair without adult supervision."
A 19-year-old suspected burglar continues to recover after Palm Bay police said he was beaten, kicked and shot with a stun gun by victims defending their residence as he and at least three other companions attempted to carry out a home invasion. Michael Maxwell of Palm Bay was charged with one count of home invasion robbery with a firearm or deadly weapon and four counts of battery after police were called about 1 a.m
Police said that several men, who arrived at the home in a gold 2004 Chevrolet Malibu, stormed the home but that the victims in the residence managed to fight off the attack.
Maxwell, who police said works as a tattoo artist, was taken to Holmes Regional Medical Center in Melbourne for treatment of his injuries sustained after he was repeatedly kicked, Tased and struck by the victims!
That's what you get. Way to go homeowners! He is lucky to be alive, some people would not be so kind! i wouldn't be. Wait, is that motive?
The Lingerie Football League changed its name to the "Legends Football League" this season - which makes no sense at all.
Anyway, a video from a game earlier this month between the Los Angeles Temptation and Seattle Mist is making the rounds online... because of a funny celebration one of the
PORTRAIT OF BEA ARTHUR! It was painted by an artist named John Currin back in 1991, as part of a series of, quote, "acrid fantasy portraits of menopausal women."
Now, Bea didn't pose for the painting - so it's not necessarily anatomically correct. But since it was created in 1991, it captures what the artist thought Bea looked like at that very magical age of 69! The painting is up for auction today and is expected to go for between $1.8-2.5 million... Think we chould pay $2.00 and it can go in the bathroom lol.
Footage of a guy snatching a bird out of mid-air with his bare hand is getting a bunch of hits on YouTube. At the end of it, there's a promo for a new book by NFL quarterback Colt McCoy. So some people think it's fake.
A safari tour guide at Kruger National Park in South Africa has been fired because he got drunk and decided to charge a wild ELEPHANT. There's footage of it online. Luckily for him at least the elephant got spooked and ran off. He is lucky that he didn't get stomped.